Absolutely Wonderful

Well it turns out that I was one of the lucky few people to have their SS number and name in the unencrypted computer stolen out of an intern's car in Columbus a couple of weeks ago. Why? Becasue I was in a database of people who were issued a tax refund check but have yet to cash it.

"Odd," I thought, "I haven't received my check yet though."

After a few calls I found out why my check hadn't been cashed. They decided to issue my check a few months ago, place me on the "waiting to cash" list on this computer and mailed it FUCKING TODAY MONTHS AFTER THE FACT LEAVING ME WITH NO CHOICE BUT TO BE ON THIS FUCKING COMPUTER ANDS AOJASopsafdjgaojgfa:lj:froth:

So I have to sign up for this credit protection thingy that the state has shelled out the money for year for anyone on the computer.